[Fang-less!]

Yes, fang-less.  The newly released "Twilight" has dashed my hopes to see this phenomenon saga do well on the silver screen. All I've got is a typical, weak, corny movie-  a far cry from what's in the books. I am a bit (not entirely) upset with was put out.

I am one of gazillion of readers out there who fell in Love with the Twilight saga, and throughout the year, we've been patiently waiting for this movie to come out, and follow every single trailers and spoilers of the movie, the official ones also the fans-made. I put Paramore's "Decode" on the 'repeat' mode on my iTunes to cure the yearning towards the movie. And million of readers out there, who has bought the album movie soundtracks, MONTHS before the movie was due for release. Geez!

The script was weak, weak, weak!  Kristen Stewart's (Bella) narration throughout the movie irritates me, big time. The script and the scenes were not effectively and properly elaborated. And you should properly watch the faces of the vampires; I can vividly see their make-up lines! I know that the ( hot) vampires should be milky pale, cold and blah,blah,blah, but they should properly do the make-ups! The milky pale,  with pink lips Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) looks like those junkies model in Calvin Klein ads. And Bella's MAS luggage bags under her eyes, were vividly seen (maybe Edward consumed too much make-ups, nothing left for Bella). And not to forget, the scene when Edward revealed his darkest secret in the woods, and show Bella how his skin will look like under the sunlight; it was unforgivable. What's the heck with the cheap-glittery-fairy-tale effects? God.

The main character in this movie is EDWARD CULLEN. He was described as a handsome, unblemished,  rich, good-looking, and very attractive young man with impeccable, perfect fashion sense (see how many times I use the Adjectives?) And the Edward Cullen in the movie was poles apart from what was portrayed in the books. Edward, in the movie, clad in the same, boring, dull gray peacoat and worn-out jeans. Urgh!

It's a BLAH!

I can't type about this any longer. I need a good sleep. I'm frustrated! and I mean it. Maybe I should continue by typing the positive parts of the movie tomorrow.

 

p.s: Maybe I should wait and leave this movie review-ing task to Hafriz. I sound so silly and totally suck in this.
p.s.s: I put Paramore's "Decode" with 'repeat' mode on. Again.