[Mahathirism pt. deux]

Waited for almost 2/3 hours.

Gossiping about our First Lady.

Make-up. Checked.

Microphone. Checked.

Spotlights. Cameramen. Crews.

4 panels.

A Lawyer, a Dato', an Ustaz, and Dr Fazley.

#1.

Dr. Fazley :

Name me the latest education theory that haven't been introduced here in Malaysia. If you are a well-resourced person, you would know the answer.

Moja Amin:

( I HATE YOUUUUH! ) May I pass the question please?

Dr Fazley:

Sure. Just wanna check whether you walk your talk or not.

Moja Amin:

( I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH )

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#2.

Dato' Something:

Name me the education minister of Malaysia during 1962?

Moja Amin:

Tun Dr Mahathir?

Dato' Something:

NO! (sambil geleng kepala)

Moja Amin:

(HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

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#3.

Mr. Lawyer:

Define and please differentiate these two; Malaysian Malaysia & Gagasan 1 Malaysia

Moja Amin:

blahblahblah (dengan yakin!)

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#4.

Ustaz Something :

Zulfadli, tell me about yourself and why we should select you as one of the participant.

Moja Amin:

Blahblahblah (Thank you, Ustaz)

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#5.

Dato' Something:

In what year 13th May tragedy happened?

Moja Amin:

1969 (ceh. easy!)

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#6.

Dato' Something:

Can you sing, act or dance?

Moja Amin:

(uh-oh) I can sing. Maybeee.

Dato' Something:

OK let us here your voice then,

Moja Amin:

(Shit. Nak nyanyi lagu apaaa?)

I feel like I don't belong... in this time and place...

(Yes. Aku nyanyi lagu Whoa! Willow!! )

Dato' Something:

Yes! You got the golden ticket and welcome to Hollywoooood!

dengan muka kanak2 Ribena!)

Moja Amin:

(WTF?) HAHAHAHAHA!

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#7.

Dan banyak lagi soalan-soalan lain. Aku pasrah.

It was a great experience being interviewed by them (and embarrassing too)

Terima kasih atas semua doa dan kata-kata semangat! I kept them all in my pockets during the interview. THANK YOUUU! :)

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