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I already embarked on Konsortium Bas Ekspress that is heading back to my hometown in Perak in a matter a few more minutes whilst I'm typing this on my Mac. I sat on the very back of the bus and busy checking people walking on the narrow aisle,wildly looking for their seat. Just a few minutes ago, my eyes were fixed on a woman clad-in-pink blouse, tight jeans and black tudung because she seemed absentmindedly clueless of where her seat is. As a good samaritan, I was about to ask her what is the number of his seat, but in vague seconds she asked me before my words fall out;


"Mu nyo seat nombo beghapo?" she asked me in her thick Kelantanese accent.


"Dua puluh lapan" I said in standard TV3 articulation.


"Ni nombo duo puloh sembilan deyh?" she asked again.


"Yes" I simply replied.


and she sighed. She bloody sighed. Oh, and don't forget that I'm-Gisele Bunchden-and-I-don't-want-to-sit-next -to-you kind of face. Bloody bitch.


I'm pissed.


"Kau ingat kau cantik?!" I said in low but audible tone. Well, she swiftly took her horribly-cheap-looking black handbag and finally sat on seat no. 30 with that lugubrious face. Don't play nasty with me, I give no mercy even to ladies. Don't play-play. I hope that four-words will wrap around her brain for a really long time.







Lesson: If you don't have Gisele Bundchen look, or Angelina Jolie's voloptuous figure; it's OK. Quit being delusional by acting like you have one. Because that will make you even worst and uglier than a big, fat transgendered bitch in Thailand. A nice guy like me won't be touching your boobs or vajayjay while you're sleeping! Plus, it will only be a sheer waste for the virginity of my God-given hands. Period.


Note: I'm sorry Nik Aziz, I've tried to play nice.


22 comments:

♥ Aisyah Sinclair ♥ said...

moja,

betul-betul pissed ni.

[quote]A nice guy like me won't be touching your boobs or vajayjay while you're sleeping![unquote]

:)

nashrah khan said...

sabar moja sabar hehe

safwan said...

apalah salah nik aziz dalam hal ni....... sian la dia weh!

btw, blouse padan ngan jeans...? Padan ke masalahnye?

mesti disaster gila. bole bayang la kehuduhan dia tu.

Azie Nazri said...

wooo, you sound really mad there.
bet you're much better now.
i just think she was that rude because she has been used to be treated so rudely. its always like that.

Azie Nazri said...

but whats wrong with a blouse with jeans safwan(n moja too la kalau sependapat)?

Moja Amin™ said...

Aisyah,

Hahaha! Annoyed jer.
:P

Moja Amin™ said...

Nashrah,

Oh yeah!
I mmg sabar pon!
pfft.

Moja Amin™ said...

Safwan,

HAHAHA!
Aku mintak maad kat Nik Aziz! Die mana salah!
Aku xkesah die pkai macam mana! asal xsakitkan at aku.

Moja Amin™ said...

Azie,

Annoyed je a bit.
Tu laa I'll try to keep it that way; she went thru traumatic incdent.
xde masalah pon blouse + jeans.
Safwan je ade prob! hehehe

FirDaOus FaDziL said...

lain kali sound direct je dowh...hahahah

bintangbicara said...

amboi bang
bekeng teyh !

irma-ain ibrahim said...

haha ika.

moja bekeng nih.
xleh wak agah ah ng dio.

nafasdunia said...

hahahhahaa.

i just love this post.

hahahaa.

dunplayplay aaa ;p

LIYANA said...

gosh...ur claws finally came out huh???hahahah
roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....LOLSSSSSS
back in pre or was it degree part 1..izza & me love saying vajayjay(cos' of grey's anatomy..kah2

Charlie V said...

fucckkk hahahahhahaahahaahahahhahahahaa kelakar gilaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaa

Moja Amin™ said...

Firdaous;

Tu je paling direct ak boleh bagi. I'm Mr. Nice Guy, remember? HAHAHA!

Moja Amin™ said...

IkaIkea & Irmane;

haa. Siap korang!!

Moja Amin™ said...

NafasDunia;

Makasihh. Hidup ini memang tidak dirancang!

Moja Amin™ said...

Liyana;

Vajayjay! Hahaha!
Moja roarss!

Moja Amin™ said...

Charlie V;

HAHAHA!
(ape yang lawaknya ntah!)

Tatie Sharil said...

memang tu.
kau ingat kau cantik?
tak cantik.

Moja Amin™ said...

Tatie,

Oh cantiknya Tatiee!

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